Lining track is really pretty cool.
When the track has been repaired and all the ballast (rock) has been put down the naked eye can discern that the track wanders. Enter the track lining machines. They consist of a small base with four wheels and two sets of clamps. The clamps come down and grip the rail. Then hydraulic cylinders underneath the machine extend between the ties to lift up the track slightly. The Lining machine can then move the track back and forth. In this way the straight sections of track are made arrow straight and the curves are made symmetrical.

We had two old Lining machines: one operated by a young guy that I knew and the other by an old crusty alcoholic railroad veteran. The younger guy related this to us around the campfire the night it happened. The old guys hydraulic clamp was faulty and he had to constantly hop off and manually snap the clamp over the rail. He was probably half in the bag. The younger guy's machine was in back. All of a sudden the younger guy looks up and sees the older guy get his finger stuck as he is snapping the clamp to the rail. He jumps off his machine and runs up to the old guy's machine just in time to see the old guy THROW HIS SEVERED FINGER into a small bucket of rusty bolts. The old guy then wraps his bleeding finger stump in his hankerchief and starts to get back on his machine to line track.

"No, no, no", the younger guy tells him. "I'm driving you into town".
"It's just a finger".
"Come on, we are going", says the younger guy and he hauls the old dude off his machine. He has the old guy get his finger out of the bucket and they walk down to the younger guys machine and ride it to where they parked their cars. The younger guy drove him to the hospital and they tried to reattach it. We never found out if the finger was saved or not.

 

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