Ditch driving was a pretty stupid idea.
It was Friday, a payday, and six of us were in a pickup truck: three in the cab and three in the bed. We were driving down the highway. I was with the guys who were walking across the street in Easton when three farm boys in a pickup honked and shouted at them. My compatriots yanked them out of the truck, beat them up, and left them lying in the street with the truck still running. One of these guys was a big strong linebacker type named Spencer. The next summer he got into trouble and was asked to join the Marines. He was sitting against the center of the tailgate . I was in the corner of the bed on the driver side, right in back of the cab. 6'6" Loke was in the pickup bed right behind the rear cab window. We were cruising down the highway when C.O. slid open the rear window. "We are going ditch driving". Huh?

Suddenly the truck slowed slightly and veered down into the ditch at about 40 miles an hour. Really scary. The truck climbed out as gravel sprayed everywhere. I wedge myself into the corner of the truck bed. We went in again, only this time we went over a field drive that the driver didn't see. A field drive is a little earthen bridge that allow tractors and combines to get from the road to a field. It caused us to go airborne. From the back of the bed Spencer traveled in a arc from back to front and hit Loke in the chest. This drove Loke's arms and elbows backwards and they cracked out the rear truck window. I have no doubt that Spence would have been killed or paralyzed from crashing head first into the rear windown except for Loke's absorbing the impact and protecting his head. Although I had wedged myself in good, my ankle went into the air and banged down sharply on the truck bed.

We had jumped the field drive and now come to a halt on the other side. I thought my ankle was broken, but it turned out to be fine. Loke's back was hurt and he ended up going home and staying away from work for a week. I paced off the jump, and it was someting like 25 feet. The driver may have been the toughest guy on our crew, but geez what an idiot.

 

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