Camping made sense once
the Extra Gang got farther and farther away from where most workers lived. I camped infrequently those two summers, but often enough to experience plenty. Most of my friends were, like me, college students. They spent copiously on liquor and drugs. Me? Beer in hand, I was into observing their behavior. Just like Jane Goodall and the gorillas. Barbiturate night remains vivid in my memory. Some wise soul brought barbiturates to the camp fire. I kept my hand over the mouth of my beer to prevent someone from "accidentally" dosing me. Then I took mental notes. Here is one of my actual mental notes from that night:

"9:15 p.m. - Loke is standing in the campfire. I knock him out of it. He claims his mind told his feet to move but they wouldn't listen."

Mike participated too fully in barbiturate night. The next morning, his best friend couldn't rouse him from sleep. We left for work with him still unconscious. When we returned to the campsite at 3:00 p.m., he was finally able to wake up. He could have died while we were away. The good news is that tonight is peyote night!

One weekday C.O. and I were sitting on a picnic table. We heard vehicle noises, but not coming from the road. They came from a field bordering our campsite. It was Mike and his pickup. He was coming home from work the back way. To get through the barbed wire fences, he would aim at a fence post and run it over. That night was the night of the Mike and Rhonda incident. The next day after work I decided to ride home with some other guys to my parents home and give up camping for awhile. That afternoon when the campers went back to the campground, the friendly County Sheriff was waiting to evict them.

 

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