With all apologies to Susan Cooper.
Much as it pains me, I must inform you that evil has not yet had a chance to grip this site.
Eventually, my cursed alter ego should have a chance to finish things up, but until then, I'm stuck with this paltry nothing of a home page. Bah.
At any rate, if you're supremely bored, you can take a look at Spanner's worthless homepage. As much as it galls me to see it, his page is FAR more developed than this one is. I think it is very clear that there is a degree of favoritism happening here...