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PSYCHED!

We're Holding Stuffed Animals Hostage

Save The Koala Bears

Background Information

The Washington D.C. April Fools' Ultimate Tournament is a big deal. A lot of teams want to play there, many of them reunion teams of one kind or another.

The U Penn Alumni are no different. We get PSYCHED! for this every year. That's also our team name for this three day extravaganza. Very clever, I know.

The Washington Area Frisbee Club used to get all kinds of bribes to let teams in, then they got a little guilty eating fresh Maine Lobster, Maryland crabs, and browsing through nude pictures of Ultimate players. In that order.

So they decided to to start a simple bidding process . Send in a team description, a check (refundable if you don't get in), and a stuffed animal for charity.

Well, Homey don't play that.

After an absence from the Fools' Tourney last year, PSYCHED! put in a bid this year. We took a stuffed animal hostage, and we're holding it until we get an invitation to play in the fools tourney. Dan "My Huge" Johnson came up with the idea, and he has sent a whole mess of ransom notes. I sent one, too, but only one. I'm lame like that.

I did send the team bio, though.

Along with a cover letter, I sent a dossier on the Plushie Antagonist group known as PSYCHED! .

How you like me now?

The Photos

Two sick and disturbed members of PSYCHED! took these shocking photos of Plushies Under Siege and mailed them to the WAFC with their list of demands.

They neither warrant nor deserve elaboration.

Held at Gundpoint Menacing Crouch Who's Laughing Now? Just Hanging Around

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No Real Animals were harmed in the making of this page.
But, man, did we abuse the stuffed ones.
Last Updated: 20 February 1998
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