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Number 500: Dark Desires made with v. 1.1b
Vice detective Nick Mason (Nick Cassavetes) teams with secret agent Shannon Tweed at the behest of Islamic terrorists. The exhibitionist neighbor (Shannon Whirry) joins the drama in a hot-air balloon race. Don Knotts has a brief cameo as Lt. McGraw.
Produced by Nina "Nina" Markovic, Taurus, with this to say about the movie's prestigious status:
I'm too busy being trapped in a cycle of dancing, drugs and white slavery to be writing acceptance speeches. Plus, I'm drenched in oil. You know how tough that can be.
Number 666: Intimate Dances made with v. 1.1c
Having entered an amateur stripping contest during a weekend layover, an adventurous stewardess (Joan Severence) discovers the touch of another woman as a forlorned woman. Vice detective Ed Stone (Andrew Stevens) reluctantly says yes. Shannon Tweed knows the way out, but isn't talking.
Produced by John (the sibling) Grantz, Leo, with this to say about the movie's prestigious status:
I'd like to thank all of the little people who made this possible (namely my brother). No time for any other comments. I'm busy pouring oil on the previous winner.
Number 911: Sins and Summer made with v. 1.2
On summer break from her studies at UC-Imhot, Julie, (Kristi Ducati) engages in gratuitous sex to win the custody of her daughter. Junior detective Ricky Swann (Richard Gabai) finds her, fools her, but can't forget her. Scott Baio and Ralph Macchio know a good thing when they see it, and spend their time watching it.
Produced by David "Hollywood" Grossberg, Scorpio, Stevie G's birthsign, with this to say about the movie's prestigious status:
My quest to generate every possible late-night cable movie plot has finally paid off. I demand that my name be added to the list of possible cast members, perhaps playing the role of the gruff but lovable hit man (with more than a gun in his pocket) in "Dark Secrets."
Number 1,000: Bikini Merit Badges made with v. 1.2
Clueless as a chaperone for his daughter's girl scout troop, Andy (Phil Hartman) convinces the neighborhood girls to wear nothing but bikinis despite the risk. Klutzy but lovable Karen (Phoebe Cates) heats up the pool, the screen, and the sales figures. Lee Horsley runs the rival troop with a fascist touch.
Produced by Shannon "I am a serious actress" Tweed, Virgo, with this to say about the movie's prestigious status:
I visited this site on a recommendation from Ron Jeremy. I was pleasantly surprised to find so many creative movie ideas. You are a true visionary, Stevie G! Let me know when you're ready to start shooting Bikini Merit Badges 2.
Number 1,024: Sins and Summer made with v. 1.2
On summer break from her studies at UC-Imhot, Julie, (Ashlie Rhey) seeks the bright lights of the big city to satisfy the bizarre tastes of her husband. A sensitive hunk with a guitar (Ian Ziering) learns her secret and uses it to his advantage. Ron Jeremy and Mickey Rourke won't stop till they get enough. We've had enough the moment they appear onscreen.
Produced by Ron "Cutie Pie" Jeremy, Virgo, with this to say about the movie's prestigious status:
I've waited a long time for somebody to recognize my talent and give me a chance to prove that I'm not just a gorgeous hunk who can't act! Thank you, Stevie G! I'm such a big fan... Oh, yeah, I'd also like to thank Mickey Rourke for making me look so good. We are currently working on a wonderful movie called "Fools' Merit Badges - The Sequel". Stay tuned!
Number 1,116: Intimate Summer made with v. 1.2
Beach-bum and band bassist Bonnie (Tracy Tweed) becomes a murder suspect when not naked and in the shower. Junior detective Ricky Swann (Ian Ziering) violates his ethics to satiate his needs. Todd Bridges and Dana Plato are two street vendors you don't want to buy a hot dog from.
Number 1,500: Dark Merit Badges made with v. 1.2
Left with his kids' troop after the Scout Master falls ill, Brian (Richard Lewis) matches wits against foreign agents with the police one step behind. A wealthy but distant widow (Kirstie Alley) uses deadly model airplanes to further their goal. Lee Horsley tells the obscene but hilarious Mommy Story.
Produced by Uncle Eddie, Scorpio, Stevie G's birthsign, with this to say about the movie's prestigious status:
Do I smell Pepperoni?
Number 1,971: Sins and Desires made with v. 1.2
Haunted by his conscience, a former soldier (Jan-Michael Vincent) gambles his future wearing expensive Italian suits. A ribald woman-for-hire (Julie Strain) aims to please. Tom Bosley strikes gold as the urban miner, Lucky.
Number 2,000: Bikini Justice made with v. 1.2
A frustrated housewife (Deborah Shelton) gets her friends to wear nothing but bikinis to send the sales figures through the roof, and clothes out the window. A man suffering from impotency (Nick Cassavetes) overlooks the obvious to look over the ladies. Tom Bosley co-stars in this Andy Sidaris film.
Produced by Jiggles, the transvestite clown, Aquarius, with this to say about the movie's prestigious status:
"Bikini justice" is true art. Drama at its best! The character development is truly amazing, especially the tan lines and hair implants. And no oil! Or Mickey Rourke! How refreshing...
Number 2,024: Bikini Secrets made with v. 1.2
Mistaking aesthetics for ethics, a philosophy grad student (Gregory Harrison) uses swimsuits in a crazy scheme despite the risk. The call-girl next door (Tracy Tweed) doesn't need many polka dots for her teeny weeny bikinis. David Carradine has one of the more memorable death sequences of his career.
Produced by Jerry Seinfeld, Capricorn, with this to say about the movie's prestigious status:
My new carier seems to be taking off wonderfully! I would like to take this opportunity to announce my retirement, soon after two more movies from the "Bikini" series are finished: Bikini Merit Badges and Bikini Desires, coming next summer!
Number 2,116: Intimate Secrets made with v. 1.2
A frustrated poet with a flair for purple clothes (Nick Cassavetes) finds himself a murder suspect but his camera is all out of film. Oversexed and overexposed, the neighbor (Tracy Tweed) plans the perfect crime. Gary Berghoff sinks to a career low by apearing in this film.
Number 2,500: Dialing for Dances made with v. 1.2
A bored housewife with a double life (Samantha Phillips) takes up phone-sex work when she misdials her princess rotary phone. More than he seems, a homeless man (Jan-Michael Vincent) learns the true meaning of a dead line. Robert Davi plays the wealthy puppet master.
Produced by Al, Aries, with this to say about the movie's prestigious status:
I'd like to thank Jan-Michael Vincent for his acting work, I think we all agree it's his best since Airwolf was canned. I'd like to thank Samantha Philips for a fine... performance. And of course, lots of credit to the _writers_ without whom there would not have been. Thank you.
Number 3,000: Dark Dances made with v. 1.2
A nursing student putting her way through college (Tracy Tweed) makes a pact with the mafia with the police one step behind. Vice detective Nick Mason (Jefferson Wagner) reluctantly helps in the daring plot. Morgan Fairchild portrays an alluring transsexual.
Produced by mike, Scorpio, Stevie G's birthsign, with this to say about the movie's prestigious status:
I'd like to thank the academy for recognizing all of the hard work that went into this movie, and especially thank Morgan for going through with the sex change operation. It's what put this movie over the top!
Number 3,500: Intimate Merit Badges made with v. 1.2
An accident prone father of two adventure prone Bluebirds (Mark Harmon) opens his heart to another while attempting to commit his wife to a mental institution. A wealthy but distant widow (Morgan Fairchild) helps unlock a dark secret. John Aprea tells the obscene but hilarious Mommy Story.
Number 4,000: Sins and Merit Badges made with v. 1.2
The den father for a cub scout pack (Steve Guttenberg) deals with his expensive taste in vice with nothing to lose. Local sheriff and recent divorcee Lisa Cliff (Kirstie Alley) uses her deadly charms. John Aprea is an expert animal tracker in a special cameo.
Produced by Tony Leney, Sagittarius, with this to say about the movie's prestigious status:
Cheers guv. wicked man, thats farkin tops 'tis that. ace, boss, seeyas next year.
Number 4,500: Sins and Justice made with v. 1.2
A marriage therapist (Shannon Tweed) dances exotically for money as revenge for her husband's philandering. A deep-pocketed client (Andrew Stevens) makes minced meat of the competition. Edward Albert plays a Dutch royal of dubious lineage.
Produced by Genni, Gemini, who had nothing to say about the honor.
Number 5,000: Dialing for Dances made with v. 1.2
A bored housewife with a double life (Tracy Tweed) takes up phone-sex work when she misdials her princess rotary phone. Losing more than loose ones with every dance, a customer (Nick Cassavetes) is the first to call 911. Marilyn Chambers portrays an alluring transsexual.
Produced by Oddy, Leo, with this to say about the movie's prestigious status:
There is no reason to feel ashamed of candied yams. Thank you for your support!
Number 5,500: Intimate Merit Badges made with v. 1.2
In charge of Troop 248 for the weekend, a frazzled single father (Steve Guttenberg) can't stop watching the action next door while attempting to commit his wife to a mental institution. Local sheriff and recent divorcee Lisa Cliff (Phoebe Cates) wears high heels and dances into his heart. John Aprea tells the obscene but hilarious Mommy Story.
Number 6,000: Bikini Justice made with v. 1.2
Vice detective Susan Fury (Diana Barton) takes a turn at modeling swimwear in an inspired effort that is sure to please. Vice detective Rick Cliff (Don Swayze) slip-slides to swimsuit mayhem. Tom Bosley has one of the more memorable death sequences of his career.
Number 6,500: Sins and Summer made with v. 1.2
On summer break from her studies at UC-Imhot, Julie, (Tracy Tweed) engages in gratuitous sex but somehow it isn't enough. A sensitive hunk with a guitar (Ian Ziering) falls for her despite the obvious. Ron Jeremy and Mickey Rourke are two street vendors you don't want to buy a hot dog from.
Number 7,000: Sins and Merit Badges made with v. 1.2
The den father for a cub scout pack (Richard Lewis) needs to keep his skeletons in his closet while under indictment. Local sheriff and recent divorcee Lisa Cliff (Kirstie Alley) dispels any notion of a 'fairer sex'. John Aprea shows how to make fire with two sticks.
Number 500: Bikini Secrets made with v. 1.2
A cynical, crusty computer programmer (Nick Cassavetes) introduces a new depilatory during a complete lack of good judgement. A hypnotist (Tracy Tweed) helps the project as only she can. Don Knotts has a brief cameo as Lt. McGraw.
Number 1,000: Dialing for Desires made with v. 1.2
Vice detective Nick Mason (Andrew Stevens) makes obscene calls to bored housewifes when homecooking no longer whets his appetite. When not drenched in oil, Ellen (Shannon Whirry) teaches the police the price of reaching out to touch someone. Edward Albert creates the catch phrase, "Do I smell Pepperoni?"
Number 1,500: Dialing for Justice made with v. 1.2
Vice detective Susan Fury (Shannon Whirry) eavesdrops on her husband's private phone affairs by the request of her sadist lover and S+M partner. A man suffering from impotency (Andrew Stevens) learns the true meaning of a dead line. Tom Bosley co-stars in this Andy Sidaris film.
Number 2,000: Bikini Summer made with v. 1.2
Beach-bum and band bassist Bonnie (Tracy Tweed) invents a new one-piece "monokini" for everyone to see. Junior detective Ricky Swann (Ian Ziering) rides the fence between moral majority and immoral depravity. Don Swayze and Frank Stallone portray two of the nastiest lawyers ever seen in a movie.
Number 2,500: Dark Dances made with v. 1.2
Having entered an amateur stripping contest during a weekend layover, an adventurous stewardess (Delia Sheppard) plays the role of European high-class call-girl in a deadly game of international espionage. A man suffering from impotency (Jefferson Wagner) throws caution to the wind and joins the adventure. Marilyn Chambers portrays an alluring transsexual.
Number 3,000: Sins and Merit Badges made with v. 1.2
The den father for a cub scout pack (Steve Guttenberg) confronts his love and his religion while juggling a secret love. Unlucky in love, science teacher Donna (Morgan Fairchild) takes a liking to him despite the obvious. Marilyn Chambers has a short appearance as Principal Newsome.
Number 3,500: Intimate Justice made with v. 1.2
An aging model and actress (Deborah Shelton) finds herself attracted to her legal counsel (Shannon Tweed) surrounded by lusty men with cash to spend. Airline pilot Jason James (Don Swayze) turns the plot upside down and his clothes inside out. David Carradine makes an appearance as "The Sarge".
Number 4,000: Dialing for Dances made with v. 1.2
Hardened by a life of dumpster diving and lap dancing, Crystal (Samantha Phillips) gets a wrong number she will learn to regret during a bitter custody battle. A deep-pocketed client (Don Swayze) teaches the police the price of reaching out to touch someone. Robert Davi pushes the action along as a jealous force for evil.
Number 500: Intimate Dances made with v. 1.2
Hardened by a life of dumpster diving and lap dancing, Crystal (Delia Sheppard) enters a deadly affair with something to hide and no clothes to help hide it. A deep-pocketed client (Jan-Michael Vincent) violates his ethics to satiate his needs. Robert Davi portrays an alluring transsexual.
Number 1,000: Sins and Justice made with v. 1.2
A frustrated housewife (Sandahl Bergman) hires a hit-man to kill her lover on the vicious spiral of her decadent demise. A man suffering from impotency (Jan-Michael Vincent) learns her secret and uses it to his advantage. Gary Berghoff has one of the more memorable death sequences of his career.
Number 1,500: Sins and Merit Badges made with v. 1.2
Left with his kids' troop after the Scout Master falls ill, Brian (Brendan Frasier) confronts his love and his religion while juggling a secret love. Klutzy but lovable Karen (Kirstie Alley) dispels any notion of a 'fairer sex'. John Aprea plays a mime abused by kids and senior citizens alike.
Number 2,000: Intimate Merit Badges made with v. 1.2
Posing as a suburbanite Boy Scout organizer, a con-artist (Brendan Frasier) heads to a Las Vegas bordello in his Jaguar XJ6. Unlucky in love, science teacher Donna (Phoebe Cates) uncovers deep desires. Marilyn Chambers tries (unsuccesfully) to hide with the scouts while disguised as a teenager.
Number 2,500: Sins and Secrets made with v. 1.2
Mistaking aesthetics for ethics, a philosophy grad student (Mitch Gaylord) hires a hit-man for a secret job while under indictment. A reluctant call-girl (Shannon Whirry) takes a liking to him despite the obvious. David Carradine is a mob boss who holds all the cards.
Number 3,000: Intimate Secrets made with v. 1.2
No longer coddled by the comforts of suburban Connecticut, Dan Green (Harry Hamlin) confronts his wicked desires but his camera is all out of film. The call-girl next door (Tanya Roberts) uncovers deep desires. Eric Estrada confuses as a palmist and soothsayer.
Number 3,500: Dialing for Merit Badges made with v. 1.2
An accident prone father of two adventure prone Bluebirds (Richard Lewis) finds love in the yellow pages in a bid to restore his love-life. Local sheriff and recent divorcee Lisa Cliff (Phoebe Cates) can only watch as dreams turn to dust. Dona Speir is a parent with a big mouth and a short fuse.
Number 4,000: Bikini Summer made with v. 1.2
On summer break from her studies at UC-Imhot, Julie, (Sarah Bellomo) takes a turn at modeling swimwear to send the sales figures through the roof, and clothes out the window. More than he seems, a burnt-out volleyball player (Wil Wheaton) likes what he sees in her efforts. Corey Haim and Corey Feldman know a good thing when they see it, and spend their time watching it.
Number 4,500: Bikini Merit Badges made with v. 1.2
Posing as a suburbanite Boy Scout organizer, a con-artist (Steve Guttenberg) designs the stealth bikini after witnessing a hot-body contest. Local sheriff and recent divorcee Lisa Cliff (Kirstie Alley) shows cheek. Robert Davi is an expert animal tracker in a special cameo.
Number 5,000: Dialing for Desires made with v. 1.2
Vice detective Ed Stone (Robert Davi) refuses to pay the phone bills for his wife's long-distance love affair despite the price. A hypnotist (Julie Strain) discovers the truth only when it is too late. Michael Ironside steals the show as a wacky informant.
Number 5,500: Bikini Secrets made with v. 1.2
Hiding a profligate past, Peter (Andrew Stevens) designs the stealth bikini during a complete lack of good judgement. Hiding her own history, the mysterious Brenda (Tracy Tweed) puts her taste and assets to good use. Don Knotts portrays the irreverant "Disco" Dave McQueen.
Produced by Patrick, Cancer, with this to say about the movie's prestigious status:
I would like to thank the academy, but most of all Karen & Howard at http://www.pompano.net/~howpomp for leading me to this wonderful site. I now have something to keep myself occupied for hours. Way to go!
Number 6,000: Dialing for Secrets made with v. 1.2
Mistaking aesthetics for ethics, a philosophy grad student (Mitch Gaylord) makes obscene calls to bored housewifes into the late hours of the night. Hiding her own history, the mysterious Brenda (Tracy Tweed) helps make this a party-line affair. Richard Roundtree appears as the wicked sadist, Duchesnes.
Number 6,500: Intimate Desires made with v. 1.2
Vice detective Ed Stone (Jan-Michael Vincent) can't stop watching the action next door after discovering his wife's adultery. The call-girl next door (Delia Sheppard) leads him beyond the point of return. Eric Estrada offers advice as the wise Uncle Bill.
Number 7,000: Intimate Secrets made with v. 1.2
No longer coddled by the comforts of suburban Connecticut, Dan Green (Robert Davi) spies on his new neighbor while attempting to commit his wife to a mental institution. Fighting an eating disorder, Susan (Shannon Whirry) wears high heels and dances into his heart. Eric Estrada steals the show as a wacky informant.
Number 7,500: Intimate Merit Badges made with v. 1.2
Clueless as a chaperone for his daughter's girl scout troop, Andy (Steve Guttenberg) confronts his wicked desires during an acid flashback. Local sheriff and recent divorcee Lisa Cliff (Phoebe Cates) leads him beyond the point of return. Donald Pleasence shows how to make fire with two sticks.
Number 8,000: Intimate Secrets made with v. 1.2
Hiding a profligate past, Peter (Gregory Harrison) spies on his new neighbor in his Jaguar XJ6. When not drenched in oil, Ellen (Tanya Roberts) helps unlock a dark secret. Don Knotts has one of the more memorable death sequences of his career.
Number 500: Fools' Merit Badges made with v. 1.2
Left with his kids' troop after the Scout Master falls ill, Brian (Richard Lewis) must make a choice about his bachelor ways to win over the woman he loves. Loquacious Linda's mother Robin (Kirstie Alley) has the things worth living, killing, or dying for. Robert Davi is an expert animal tracker in a special cameo.
Number 1,000: Sins and Summer made with v. 1.2
A psych major looking to veg out for the summer (Tracy Tweed) dances exotically for money to satisfy the bizarre tastes of her husband. More than he seems, a burnt-out volleyball player (Rob Vogl) finds her, fools her, but can't forget her. Don Swayze and Frank Stallone wrote and directed this screwball comedy.
Number 1,500: Intimate Desires made with v. 1.2
Haunted by his conscience, a former soldier (Andrew Stevens) finds himself a murder suspect with nowhere to run and no time to think. In the brief moments she wears clothes, Jennifer (Tracy Tweed) can't say no. Michael Ironside cracks skulls as Jimmy "No-Shoes" DeMaio.
Number 2,000: Bikini Merit Badges made with v. 1.2
Clueless as a chaperone for his daughter's girl scout troop, Andy (Richard Lewis) convinces the neighborhood girls to wear nothing but bikinis despite the risk. Local sheriff and recent divorcee Lisa Cliff (Kirstie Alley) shows cheek. Robert Davi has a short appearance as Principal Newsome.
Number 2,500: Dialing for Merit Badges made with v. 1.2
An accident prone father of two adventure prone Bluebirds (Brendan Frasier) lets his fingers do the walking and encounters fate in opposition to his friends' advice. Loquacious Linda's mother Robin (Morgan Fairchild) teaches the police the price of reaching out to touch someone. Shannon Tweed is a parent with a big mouth and a short fuse.
Number 500: Dialing for Merit Badges made with v. 1.2
Left with his kids' troop after the Scout Master falls ill, Brian (Brendan Frasier) uses his modem as a weapon in a bid to restore his love-life. Local sheriff and recent divorcee Lisa Cliff (Shelly Long) is the first to call 911. Dona Speir has a short appearance as Principal Newsome.
Number 1,000: Sins and Dances made with v. 1.2
With a stage name of St. Joan of the Dark, Angela, (Julie Strain) enters a mud wrestling contest but somehow it isn't enough. Vice detective Ed Stone (Jefferson Wagner) is the only one who can help her. Marilyn Chambers has a short appearance as Fuisse.
Number 1,500: Intimate Secrets made with v. 1.2
High-profile fashion photog David (Jan-Michael Vincent) enters a deadly affair while surfing the web for action. The exhibitionist neighbor (Shannon Whirry) leads him beyond the point of return. David Carradine creates the catch phrase, "Do I smell Pepperoni?"
Number 2,000: Intimate Desires made with v. 1.2
An out-of-work detective (Andrew Stevens) grows dangerously close to his psychiatrist (Shannon Tweed) with nowhere to run and no time to think. Fighting an eating disorder, Susan (Samantha Phillips) leads him beyond the point of return. Don Knotts disturbs in the role of fetishist "Uncle Eddie".
Number 2,500: Dark Summer made with v. 1.2
Working with her pals as a waitress, Kaitlyn (Kristi Ducati) sleeps with men on boats, trains, and planes with the police one step behind. A sensitive hunk with a guitar (Ricky Schroeder) loses more than just time while chasing the villians. Ron Jeremy and Mickey Rourke make for a comically inept pair of police officers.
Number 3,000: Dialing for Merit Badges made with v. 1.2
In charge of Troop 248 for the weekend, a frazzled single father (Brendan Frasier) kills a young tele-marketer despite the price. Unlucky in love, science teacher Donna (Phoebe Cates) teaches the police the price of reaching out to touch someone. Shannon Tweed has a short appearance as Principal Newsome.
Number 3,500: Dark Justice made with v. 1.2
Vice detective Susan Fury (Tanya Roberts) fights for her life to escape white slavery. Airline pilot Jason James (Jan-Michael Vincent) loses more than just time while chasing the villians. Eric Estrada offers advice as the wise Uncle Bill.
Number 500: Dialing for Summer made with v. 1.2
Taking a break to get some surf and sun, Ashley (Sara Suzanne Brown) gets a wrong number she will learn to regret into the late hours of the night. A sensitive hunk with a guitar (Rob Vogl) discovers the truth only when it is too late. Don Swayze and Frank Stallone are two street vendors you don't want to buy a hot dog from.
Number 1,000: Dark Summer made with v. 1.2
On summer break from her studies at UC-Imhot, Julie, (J.J. North) undergoes breast enlargement surgery to escape white slavery. A lifeguard who knows how to give mouth-to-mouth (Joey Lawrence) reluctantly helps in the daring plot. Marilyn Chambers and Amy Lynn Baxter won't stop till they get enough. We've had enough the moment they appear onscreen.
Number 1,500: Sins and Desires made with v. 1.2
Vice detective Rick Cliff (Harry Hamlin) needs to keep his skeletons in his closet after falling over the edge of his desires. In the brief moments she wears clothes, Jennifer (Samantha Phillips) aims to please. Richard Roundtree strikes gold as the urban miner, Lucky.
Number 2,000: Sins and Merit Badges made with v. 1.2
An accident prone father of two adventure prone Bluebirds (Richard Lewis) needs to keep his skeletons in his closet on the brink of losing it all. Narcotics detective Jill Stone (Kirstie Alley) takes a liking to him despite the obvious. Lee Horsley has a short appearance as Principal Newsome.
Number 2,500: Intimate Dances made with v. 1.2
Trapped in a cycle of dancing and drug dependency, Rochelle (Julie Strain) believes that one at a time isn't enough surrounded by lusty men with cash to spend. Losing more than loose ones with every dance, a customer (Jefferson Wagner) brings the ladies, and the bad guys, to their knees. Dona Speir portrays an alluring transsexual.
Number 3,000: Dark Secrets made with v. 1.2
No longer coddled by the comforts of suburban Connecticut, Dan Green (Andrew Stevens) must make a Faustian deal with Shannon Tweed in a deadly game of international espionage. Undersexed and underpaid, Linda (Tanya Roberts) uses deadly model airplanes to further their goal. Tom Bosley offers advice as the wise Uncle Bill.
Number 500: Bikini Merit Badges made with v. 1.2
In charge of Troop 248 for the weekend, a frazzled single father (Steve Guttenberg) designs the stealth bikini for everyone to see. Narcotics detective Jill Stone (Shelly Long) helps the project as only she can. Robert Davi is an expert animal tracker in a special cameo.
Number 500: Dialing for Merit Badges made with v. 1.2
Left with his kids' troop after the Scout Master falls ill, Brian (Mark Harmon) obsesses over a long-distance operator in opposition to his friends' advice. Klutzy but lovable Karen (Phoebe Cates) helps make this a party-line affair. Shannon Tweed has a short appearance as Principal Newsome.
Number 500: Dark Merit Badges made with v. 1.2
The den father for a cub scout pack (Brendan Frasier) talks tough (in between stock footage of Europe) at the behest of Islamic terrorists. Loquacious Linda's mother Robin (Phoebe Cates) uses deadly model airplanes to further their goal. Shannon Tweed plays a mime abused by kids and senior citizens alike.
Number 500: Fools' Summer made with v. 1.2
Working with her pals as a waitress, Kaitlyn (Ashlie Rhey) abandons the haughty, cynical art world in a vain attempt to win back her high school sweetheart. Junior detective Ricky Swann (Ricky Schroeder) falls head over heels for the plucky lass. Todd Bridges and Dana Plato show they'll do anything for money in the infamous "salad-bar scene".
Number 1,000: Sins and Justice made with v. 1.2
An accountant bored with her occupation (Rochelle Swanson) dances exotically for money wearing little more than a smile. A deep-pocketed client (Gregory Harrison) learns her secret and uses it to his advantage. Don Knotts disturbs in the role of fetishist "Uncle Eddie".
Number 500: Sins and Merit Badges made with v. 1.2
Clueless as a chaperone for his daughter's girl scout troop, Andy (Phil Hartman) burns the candle at both ends after falling over the edge of his desires. Klutzy but lovable Karen (Morgan Fairchild) uses her deadly charms. Dona Speir has a short appearance as Principal Newsome.
Number 1,000: Intimate Summer made with v. 1.2
Taking a break to get some surf and sun, Ashley (Ashlie Rhey) spies on her new neighbor only to find her worst fears made real. A young man with a large trust fund, and other large endowments (Ricky Schroeder) has an eye for blondes and a nose for justice. Don Swayze and Frank Stallone play the despicable restaurateur and landlord that make life difficult.
Number 1,500: Sins and Summer made with v. 1.2
A psych major looking to veg out for the summer (Kristi Ducati) seeks the bright lights of the big city with a burning sense of urgency. A sensitive hunk with a guitar (Rob Vogl) can only watch as the drama unfolds. Corey Feldman and Corey Haim won't stop till they get enough. We've had enough the moment they appear onscreen.
Number 2,000: Bikini Justice made with v. 1.2
Tired of merely reading romance novels, Jennifer (Rochelle Swanson) takes a turn at modeling swimwear in a bid to win a local election. A man suffering from impotency (Robert Davi) likes what he sees in her efforts. Richard Roundtree steals the show as a wacky informant.
Number 500: Sins and Dances made with v. 1.2
An undercover and underdressed policewoman (Deborah Shelton) seeks the bright lights of the big city to satisfy the bizarre tastes of her husband. A man suffering from impotency (Don Swayze) learns her secret and uses it to his advantage. Robert Davi knows the way out, but isn't talking.
Number 1,000: Sins and Dances made with v. 1.2
Hardened by a life of dumpster diving and lap dancing, Crystal (Delia Sheppard) seeks the bright lights of the big city on the vicious spiral of her decadent demise. More than he seems, a homeless man (Don Swayze) makes minced meat of the competition. Lee Horsley plays the wealthy puppet master.
Number 1,500: Intimate Justice made with v. 1.2
A frustrated housewife (Jennifer Burton) becomes a murder suspect after being rejected for the last time. Airline pilot Jason James (Jefferson Wagner) has an eye for blondes and a nose for justice. Don Knotts makes an appearance as "The Sarge".
Number 2,000: Sins and Merit Badges made with v. 1.2
The den father for a cub scout pack (Brendan Frasier) needs to keep his skeletons in his closet on the brink of losing it all. Local sheriff and recent divorcee Lisa Cliff (Phoebe Cates) trades what she knows for what she can never have. Donald Pleasence tells the obscene but hilarious Mommy Story.
Number 500: Sins and Secrets made with v. 1.2
A cynical, crusty computer programmer (Mitch Gaylord) needs to keep his skeletons in his closet wearing expensive Italian suits. The exhibitionist neighbor (Samantha Phillips) trades what she knows for what she can never have. Richard Roundtree sinks to a career low by apearing in this film.
Number 1,000: Bikini Merit Badges made with v. 1.2
The leader of the of a San Fernando girl scout troop, Steven (Phil Hartman) convinces the neighborhood girls to wear nothing but bikinis to satisfy his urges. Loquacious Linda's mother Robin (Shelly Long) heats up the pool, the screen, and the sales figures. Shannon Tweed has a short appearance as Principal Newsome.
Number 1,500: Bikini Justice made with v. 1.2
A marriage therapist (Tanya Roberts) gets the drop on the season's swimwear in a wet and wild roller coaster thrill ride. Fired from his job, a lawyer (Don Swayze) slip-slides to swimsuit mayhem. Gary Berghoff plays the relentless Sheriff Brown.
Number 2,000: Bikini Secrets made with v. 1.2
A cynical, crusty computer programmer (Jan-Michael Vincent) uses swimsuits in a crazy scheme after witnessing a hot-body contest. The call-girl next door (Tanya Roberts) doesn't need many polka dots for her teeny weeny bikinis. Edward Albert plays the improbable "Mr.Nookie".
Number 3,000: Fools' Merit Badges made with v. 1.2
The den father for a cub scout pack (Phil Hartman) places emotion and sentiment before reason and duty in this romantic comedy with a heart. Unlucky in love, science teacher Donna (Phoebe Cates) walks on water, floats on air, and steals his attention. Donald Pleasence entertains as the fast-food manager under comic assault.
Number 3,500: Dialing for Summer made with v. 1.2
On summer break from her studies at UC-Imhot, Julie, (Sarah Bellomo) gets a wrong number she will learn to regret after a release from a mental institution. A young man with a large trust fund, and other large endowments (Wil Wheaton) helps make this a party-line affair. Don Swayze and Frank Stallone won't stop till they get enough. We've had enough the moment they appear onscreen.
Number 4,000: Dark Justice made with v. 1.2
Tired of merely reading romance novels, Jennifer (Rochelle Swanson) wears thigh-high stockings in a deadly game of international espionage. A man suffering from impotency (Jefferson Wagner) loses more than just time while chasing the villians. Edward Albert portrays good friend Frankie, but cannot stop the tragedy.
Number 4,500: Sins and Justice made with v. 1.2
An aging model and actress (Tanya Roberts) dances exotically for money wearing little more than a smile. A man suffering from impotency (Don Swayze) finds her, fools her, but can't forget her. Richard Roundtree tells the obscene but hilarious Mommy Story.
Number 5,000: Intimate Justice made with v. 1.2
Tired of merely reading romance novels, Jennifer (Rochelle Swanson) invites a mysterious stranger into her home surrounded by lusty men with cash to spend. A deep-pocketed client (Jefferson Wagner) turns the plot upside down and his clothes inside out. Eric Estrada portrays the irreverant "Disco" Dave McQueen.
Number 5,500: Bikini Merit Badges made with v. 1.2
The den father for a cub scout pack (Mark Harmon) introduces a new depilatory in a wet and wild fantasy. A wealthy but distant widow (Morgan Fairchild) proves to be more than just eye candy. Shannon Tweed is a parent with a big mouth and a short fuse.
Number 6,000: Dialing for Summer made with v. 1.2
Working with her pals as a waitress, Kaitlyn (Tracy Tweed) gets a wrong number she will learn to regret as a practical joke. Never one to miss any action, Dennis (Ricky Schroeder) is the first to call 911. Ron Jeremy and Mickey Rourke know a good thing when they see it, and spend their time watching it.
Number 6,500: Dark Summer made with v. 1.2
Beach-bum and band bassist Bonnie (Ashlie Rhey) sleeps with men on boats, trains, and planes in a deadly game of international espionage. Never one to miss any action, Dennis (Richard Gabai) loses more than just time while chasing the villians. Todd Bridges and Dana Plato show they'll do anything for money in the infamous "salad-bar scene".
Number 7,000: Dark Merit Badges made with v. 1.2
Left with his kids' troop after the Scout Master falls ill, Brian (Richard Lewis) must make a Faustian deal with Shannon Tweed to escape white slavery. Klutzy but lovable Karen (Shelly Long) heats up the plot and the screen. Robert Davi has a short appearance as Principal Newsome.
Produced by Slappy McCrackHead, Scorpio, Stevie G's birthsign, with this to say about the movie's prestigious status:
I'd like to thank the academy for gobbling my knob like a block of government cheese, for the midget asian hermaphrodite for tossing my salad with blue cheese dressing, and of course, mom.
Number 500: Intimate Merit Badges made with v. 1.2
The den father for a cub scout pack (Brendan Frasier) heads to a Las Vegas bordello after discovering his wife's adultery. Local sheriff and recent divorcee Lisa Cliff (Phoebe Cates) plans the perfect crime. Lee Horsley is an expert animal tracker in a special cameo.
Number 1,000: Dark Justice made with v. 1.2
A frustrated housewife (Shannon Whirry) undergoes breast enlargement surgery with the police one step behind. A deep-pocketed client (Jefferson Wagner) uses deadly model airplanes to further their goal. David Carradine plays Jiggles, a transvestite clown.
Number 1,500: Dialing for Merit Badges made with v. 1.2
An accident prone father of two adventure prone Bluebirds (Mark Harmon) kills a young tele-marketer but neglects to tie up loose ends. Unlucky in love, science teacher Donna (Kirstie Alley) is the first to call 911. Shannon Tweed plays a mime abused by kids and senior citizens alike.
Number 2,000: Dark Justice made with v. 1.2
Vice detective Susan Fury (Tanya Roberts) undergoes breast enlargement surgery in a deadly game of international espionage. A deep-pocketed client (Robert Davi) throws caution to the wind and joins the adventure. Richard Roundtree offers advice as the wise Uncle Bill.
Number 500: Bikini Dances made with v. 1.2
Having entered an amateur stripping contest during a weekend layover, an adventurous stewardess (Shannon Whirry) shows a surprising lack of tanlines as a last ditch effort to turn things around. A deep-pocketed client (Daniel Baldwin) slip-slides to swimsuit mayhem. Marilyn Chambers portrays an alluring transsexual.
Number 1,000: Bikini Secrets made with v. 1.2
No longer coddled by the comforts of suburban Connecticut, Dan Green (Jan-Michael Vincent) designs the stealth bikini despite the risk. Hiding her own history, the mysterious Brenda (Samantha Phillips) heats up the pool, the screen, and the sales figures. Richard Roundtree strikes gold as the urban miner, Lucky.
Number 1,500: Dialing for Secrets made with v. 1.2
Mistaking aesthetics for ethics, a philosophy grad student (Nick Cassavetes) makes a connection with a radio-show psychiatrist (Shannon Tweed) in opposition to his friends' advice. A hypnotist (Tracy Tweed) helps make this a party-line affair. Richard Roundtree is the chauffeur with something to hide.
Number 2,000: Fools' Justice made with v. 1.2
An aging model and actress (Delia Sheppard) gives up on a failing modeling career in this feel-good comedy. An out of work detective (Jefferson Wagner) grapples with his fear of commitment and his love of motorcross. Richard Roundtree has one of the more memorable death sequences of his career.
Number 2,500: Dialing for Merit Badges made with v. 1.2
Left with his kids' troop after the Scout Master falls ill, Brian (Brendan Frasier) lets his fingers do the walking and encounters fate into the late hours of the night. Narcotics detective Jill Stone (Phoebe Cates) teaches the police the price of reaching out to touch someone. Marilyn Chambers is an expert animal tracker in a special cameo.
Number 3,000: Dialing for Justice made with v. 1.2
Private tutor Miriam (Shannon Tweed) falls for a deep-voiced obscene caller when she misdials her princess rotary phone. Vice detective Ed Stone (Andrew Stevens) can't say no. Richard Roundtree portrays the irreverant "Disco" Dave McQueen.
Number 3,500: Sins and Secrets made with v. 1.2
High-profile fashion photog David (Nick Cassavetes) gambles his future with nothing to lose. The call-girl next door (Tracy Tweed) aims to please. Eric Estrada portrays the irreverant "Disco" Dave McQueen.
Number 4,000: Bikini Justice made with v. 1.2
Vice detective Susan Fury (Delia Sheppard) invents a new one-piece "monokini" to save a newly inherited business. Fired from his job, a lawyer (Jan-Michael Vincent) rides the fence between moral majority and immoral depravity. Richard Roundtree is a mob boss who holds all the cards.
Number 4,500: Bikini Justice made with v. 1.2
Private tutor Miriam (Deborah Shelton) takes a turn at modeling swimwear in a wet and wild roller coaster thrill ride. Airline pilot Jason James (Jefferson Wagner) overlooks the obvious to look over the ladies. Don Knotts offers advice as the wise Uncle Bill.
Number 500: Bikini Merit Badges made with v. 1.2
Posing as a suburbanite Boy Scout organizer, a con-artist (Steve Guttenberg) designs the stealth bikini , shocking the senses of suburban society. Loquacious Linda's mother Robin (Kirstie Alley) has the perfect tan for his ludicrous plan. Shannon Tweed entertains as the fast-food manager under comic assault.
Number 1,000: Dark Justice made with v. 1.2
An aging model and actress (Sandahl Bergman) interrupts her vacation to expose a ring of counterfeiters. An out of work detective (Jan-Michael Vincent) loses more than just time while chasing the villians. Eric Estrada plays the improbable "Mr.Nookie".
Number 1,500: Dark Justice made with v. 1.2
A frustrated housewife (Rochelle Swanson) wears thigh-high stockings against a world gone mad. A deep-pocketed client (Don Swayze) throws caution to the wind and joins the adventure. David Carradine is a loner with a boss with a wife with an agenda.
Number 500: Dark Secrets made with v. 1.2
A frustrated poet with a flair for purple clothes (Nick Cassavetes) matches wits against foreign agents against a world gone mad. Undersexed and underpaid, Linda (Samantha Phillips) reluctantly helps in the daring plot. Richard Roundtree cracks skulls as Jimmy "No-Shoes" DeMaio.
Number 1,000: Intimate Desires made with v. 1.2
Vice detective Ed Stone (Robert Davi) grows dangerously close to his psychiatrist (Shannon Tweed) in his Jaguar XJ6. Hiding her own history, the mysterious Brenda (Julie Strain) can't say no. Tom Bosley cracks skulls as Jimmy "No-Shoes" DeMaio.
Number 1,500: Sins and Desires made with v. 1.2
Vice detective Rick Cliff (Gregory Harrison) gambles his future wearing expensive Italian suits. Fighting an eating disorder, Susan (Tanya Roberts) trades what she knows for what she can never have. Don Knotts plays Jiggles, a transvestite clown.
Number 2,000: Dark Justice made with v. 1.2
Vice detective Susan Fury (Sandahl Bergman) makes a pact with the mafia while fleeing a life thought to have been left behind. Vice detective Nick Mason (Robert Davi) heats up the plot and the screen. Richard Roundtree co-stars in this Andy Sidaris film.
Number 2,500: Bikini Desires made with v. 1.2
Airline pilot Jason James (Mitch Gaylord) uses swimsuits in a crazy scheme during a complete lack of good judgement. A ribald woman-for-hire (Delia Sheppard) helps the project as only she can. Gary Berghoff sinks to a career low by apearing in this film.
Number 3,000: Bikini Desires made with v. 1.2
An out-of-work detective (Harry Hamlin) introduces a new depilatory to satisfy his urges. The call-girl next door (Deborah Shelton) puts her taste and assets to good use. David Carradine has one of the more memorable death sequences of his career.
Number 3,500: Dark Justice made with v. 1.2
A frustrated housewife (Sandahl Bergman) makes a pact with the mafia at the behest of Islamic terrorists. Vice detective Rick Cliff (Andrew Stevens) knows more than we think, and thinks more than we know. Michael Ironside tells the obscene but hilarious Mommy Story.
Number 4,000: Fools' Merit Badges made with v. 1.2
The den father for a cub scout pack (Phil Hartman) cleans up his image, and his apartment, in this romantic comedy with a heart. Klutzy but lovable Karen (Morgan Fairchild) bakes up cookies and affection. Dona Speir shows how to make fire with two sticks.
Number 4,500: Bikini Secrets made with v. 1.2
Hiding a profligate past, Peter (Mitch Gaylord) convinces the neighborhood girls to wear nothing but bikinis during a complete lack of good judgement. Undersexed and underpaid, Linda (Shannon Whirry) helps the project as only she can. Michael Ironside exceeds expectations as the Christ figure, Mitch.
Number 5,000: Dark Secrets made with v. 1.2
Mistaking aesthetics for ethics, a philosophy grad student (Andrew Stevens) talks tough (in between stock footage of Europe) in a deadly game of international espionage. When not drenched in oil, Ellen (Tanya Roberts) knows more than we think, and thinks more than we know. Edward Albert sinks to a career low by apearing in this film.
Number 5,500: Fools' Justice made with v. 1.2
An aging model and actress (Deborah Shelton) gives up on a failing modeling career on a wing and a prayer. A deep-pocketed client (Don Swayze) goes to great lengths to say, "I Love You". Is it enough? Michael Ironside strikes gold as the urban miner, Lucky.
Number 6,000: Fools' Merit Badges made with v. 1.2
Left with his kids' troop after the Scout Master falls ill, Brian (Brendan Frasier) confronts his Playboy lifestyle after a near brush with death, and a close call with love. A wealthy but distant widow (Shelly Long) plays pattycake with the Baker's man. Donald Pleasence tells the obscene but hilarious Mommy Story.
Number 6,500: Dark Desires made with v. 1.2
Haunted by his conscience, a former soldier (Andrew Stevens) races through Southern California to expose a ring of counterfeiters. A reluctant call-girl (Delia Sheppard) heats up the plot and the screen. Michael Ironside creates the catch phrase, "Do I smell Pepperoni?"
Number 7,000: Dark Secrets made with v. 1.2
Hiding a profligate past, Peter (Nick Cassavetes) teams with secret agent Shannon Tweed to expose a ring of counterfeiters. When not drenched in oil, Ellen (Julie Strain) uses deadly model airplanes to further their goal. Richard Roundtree portrays good friend Frankie, but cannot stop the tragedy.
Number 7,500: Intimate Secrets made with v. 1.2
No longer coddled by the comforts of suburban Connecticut, Dan Green (Jan-Michael Vincent) heads to a Las Vegas bordello with nowhere to run and no time to think. A hypnotist (Samantha Phillips) walks around in skimpy outfits and aids in solving the mystery. Eric Estrada steals the show as a wacky informant.
Number 8,000: Bikini Desires made with v. 1.2
Fired from his job, a lawyer (Jan-Michael Vincent) buys bikinis for a bevy of beauties to satisfy his urges. Undersexed and underpaid, Linda (Deborah Shelton) puts her taste and assets to good use. Gary Berghoff plays the relentless Sheriff Brown.
Number 8,500: Fools' Cookies made with v. 1.3
Bored with the normal Home Ec routine, Alexa (Rachel Bilson) goes back to college in a vain attempt to win back her high school sweetheart. A beloved teacher fired for his unorthodox methods (Josh Duhamel) runs all over town to find the perfect gift. Can he make it in time? Kira Reed and Krista Allen spend as much time slaving over a hot stove as they do dominating over steamy sheets.
Produced by Tom Shortridge, Aquarius, with this to say about the movie's prestigious status:
Fuckin' right! Thank ya very much! I'm actually gonna make this movie now.
Number 500: Intimate Desires made with v. 1.3
Vice detective Rick Cliff (Andrew Stevens) confronts his wicked desires while attempting to commit his wife to a mental institution. The exhibitionist neighbor (Samantha Phillips) turns tricks, turns heads, and turns the plot topsy-turvy. David Carradine portrays good friend Frankie, but cannot stop the tragedy.
Number 1,000: Dialing for Secrets made with v. 1.3
No longer coddled by the comforts of suburban Connecticut, Dan Green (Andrew Stevens) finds love in the yellow pages in a bid to restore his love-life. The call-girl next door (Samantha Phillips) discovers the truth only when it is too late. Eric Estrada is the chauffeur with something to hide.
Number 1,500: Dialing for Secrets made with v. 1.3
Horatio is a gruff but loveable hitman with more than a gun in his pocket. This assassin (Gregory Harrison) kills a young tele-marketer in opposition to his friends' advice. Undersexed and underpaid, Linda (Julie Strain) is the first to call 911. Michael Ironside confuses as a palmist and soothsayer.
Number 2,000: Dark Dances made with v. 1.3
Trapped in a cycle of dancing and drug dependency, Rochelle (Rochelle Swanson) interrupts her vacation while fleeing a life thought to have been left behind. A man suffering from impotency (Nick Cassavetes) loses more than just time while chasing the villians. John Aprea plays the wealthy puppet master.
Number 2,500: Bikini Dances made with v. 1.3
A bored housewife with a double life (Rochelle Swanson) shows a surprising lack of tanlines as a last ditch effort to turn things around. Vice detective Rick Cliff (Andrew Stevens) slip-slides to swimsuit mayhem. Morgan Fairchild plays the wealthy puppet master.
Number 500: Dialing for Cookies made with v. 1.3
Bored with the normal Home Ec routine, Alexa (Rachel Bilson) gets a wrong number she will learn to regret for reasons she cannot explain. Mysterious and reclusive Eddie (Clay Aiken) discovers the truth only when it is too late. Courtney Thorn-Smith and Paris Hilton play an unlikely mother daughter pair that shares more than recipes.
Number 1,000: Bikini Merit Badges made with v. 1.3
The leader of the of a San Fernando girl scout troop, Steven (Phil Hartman) plays footsie with swimsuit models , shocking the senses of suburban society. Klutzy but lovable Karen (Morgan Fairchild) helps the project as only she can. Dona Speir mesmerizes as the wise old gypsy hermit.
Number 1,500: Dialing for Merit Badges made with v. 1.3
In charge of Troop 248 for the weekend, a frazzled single father (Phil Hartman) refuses to pay the phone bills for his wife's long-distance love affair in a bid to restore his love-life. Narcotics detective Jill Stone (Kirstie Alley) learns the true meaning of a dead line. Marilyn Chambers runs the rival troop with a fascist touch.
Number 2,000: Bikini Cookies made with v. 1.3
Bored with the normal Home Ec routine, Alexa takes a turn at modeling swimwear for everyone to see. Mysterious and reclusive Eddie (Clay Aiken) overlooks the obvious to look over the ladies. Patricia Heaton and Ashlee Simspon spend as much time slaving over a hot stove as they do dominating over steamy sheets.
Number 2,500: Fools' Dances made with v. 1.3
Hardened by a life of dumpster diving and lap dancing, Crystal (Tracy Tweed) abandons the haughty, cynical art world after friend Linda dares her to make a change. Vice detective Rick Cliff (Andrew Stevens) goes to great lengths to say, "I Love You". Is it enough? Marilyn Chambers pushes the action along as a jealous force for evil.
Number 3,000: Intimate Desires made with v. 1.3
Vice detective Nick Mason (Gregory Harrison) can't stop watching the action next door while attempting to commit his wife to a mental institution. Fighting an eating disorder, Susan (Tanya Roberts) wears high heels and dances into his heart. Michael Ironside plays Jiggles, a transvestite clown.
Number 3,500: Intimate Secrets made with v. 1.3
Mistaking aesthetics for ethics, a philosophy grad student (Jan-Michael Vincent) spies on his new neighbor with nowhere to run and no time to think. The call-girl next door (Delia Sheppard) plans the perfect crime. Richard Roundtree tells the obscene but hilarious Mommy Story.
Number 4,000: Dark Secrets made with v. 1.3
A frustrated poet with a flair for purple clothes (Mitch Gaylord) teams with secret agent Shannon Tweed in a deadly game of international espionage. A ribald woman-for-hire (Tracy Tweed) loses more than just time while chasing the villians. Michael Ironside offers advice as the wise Uncle Bill.
Number 4,500: Dark Justice made with v. 1.3
A frustrated housewife (Sandahl Bergman) interrupts her vacation against a world gone mad. Airline pilot Jason James (Jefferson Wagner) loses more than just time while chasing the villians. Richard Roundtree plays Jiggles, a transvestite clown.
Number 5,000: Dark Secrets made with v. 1.3
Horatio is a gruff but loveable hitman with more than a gun in his pocket. This assassin (Harry Hamlin) matches wits against foreign agents to expose a ring of counterfeiters. In the brief moments she wears clothes, Jennifer (Shannon Whirry) loses more than just time while chasing the villians. Tom Bosley portrays good friend Frankie, but cannot stop the tragedy.
Number 5,500: Intimate Secrets made with v. 1.3
Hiding a profligate past, Peter (Mitch Gaylord) can't stop watching the action next door in his Jaguar XJ6. When not drenched in oil, Ellen (Samantha Phillips) walks around in skimpy outfits and aids in solving the mystery. Eric Estrada plays a Dutch royal of dubious lineage.
Number 6,000: Dark Cookies made with v. 1.3
A high school outcast with a fixation on the Food Channel and Court TV (Rachel Bilson) makes a pact with the mafia in a deadly game of international espionage. The lascivious next door neighbor (Malcolm Jamal Warner) knows more than we think, and thinks more than we know. Shannon Doherty and Alexis Bledel show they know a thing or two about "death by chocolate."
Number 6,500: Dialing for Merit Badges made with v. 1.3
Left with his kids' troop after the Scout Master falls ill, Brian (Mark Harmon) obsesses over a long-distance operator into the late hours of the night. Loquacious Linda's mother Robin (Phoebe Cates) discovers the truth only when it is too late. John Aprea is an expert animal tracker in a special cameo.
Number 7,000: Bikini Cookies made with v. 1.3
Spolied brat Bonnie Amanda gets her friends to wear nothing but bikinis in an inspired effort that is sure to please. The lascivious next door neighbor (Kevin Dillon) likes what he sees in her efforts. Leah Rimini and Katie Holmes are rule breaking divorcees always prepared to lend a cup of sugar.
Number 7,500: Sins and Secrets made with v. 1.3
A cynical, crusty computer programmer (Andrew Stevens) deals with his expensive taste in vice wearing expensive Italian suits. The call-girl next door (Samantha Phillips) needs his touch and will do anything to get it. Richard Roundtree portrays good friend Frankie, but cannot stop the tragedy.
Number 8,000: Dark Cookies made with v. 1.3
A high school outcast with a fixation on the Food Channel and Court TV (Michelle Williams) undergoes breast enlargement surgery with the police one step behind. A forensics expert and amateur gourmet chef (Josh Duhamel) heats up the plot and the screen. Shannon Doherty and Alexis Bledel spend as much time slaving over a hot stove as they do dominating over steamy sheets.
Number 8,500: Fools' Merit Badges made with v. 1.3
Left with his kids' troop after the Scout Master falls ill, Brian (Phil Hartman) is 32 going on 16. He finally grows up in this romantic comedy with a heart. Local sheriff and recent divorcee Lisa Cliff (Morgan Fairchild) plays pattycake with the Baker's man. John Aprea shows how to make fire with two sticks.
Number 500: Bikini Cookies made with v. 1.3
A high school outcast with a fixation on the Food Channel and Court TV (Shannon Elizabeth) shows a surprising lack of tanlines for everyone to see. The lascivious next door neighbor (Clay Aiken) has a thing for a good two-piece, and a good piece, too. Tisha Campbell-Martin and Nicole Ritchie show they know a thing or two about "death by chocolate."
Number 1,000: Dark Desires made with v. 1.3
Haunted by his conscience, a former soldier (Harry Hamlin) teams with secret agent Shannon Tweed to expose a ring of counterfeiters. Undersexed and underpaid, Linda (Samantha Phillips) uses deadly model airplanes to further their goal. Tom Bosley strikes gold as the urban miner, Lucky.
Number 500: Intimate Summer made with v. 1.3
A psych major looking to veg out for the summer (Sarah Bellomo) spies on her new neighbor with something to hide and no clothes to help hide it. A young business major with a mind for accounting and a body for physics (Ricky Schroeder) holds the key to her heart, and a lock on the crime. Don Swayze and Frank Stallone do for this movie what Ameche and Bellamy did for "Trading Places".
Number 500: Intimate Cookies made with v. 1.3
A high school outcast with a fixation on the Food Channel and Court TV believes that one at a time isn't enough when not naked and in the shower. A divorced father who runs a babysitting service, Jonathan (Malcolm Jamal Warner) holds the key to her heart, and a lock on the crime. Patricia Heaton and Ashlee Simspon spend as much time slaving over a hot stove as they do dominating over steamy sheets.
Number 1,000: Sins and Justice made with v. 1.3
A marriage therapist (Tanya Roberts) seeks the bright lights of the big city in fabulous leopard-print outfits. Airline pilot Jason James (Jefferson Wagner) finds her, fools her, but can't forget her. Richard Roundtree offers advice as the wise Uncle Bill.
Number 2,000: Dialing for Cookies made with v. 1.3
A high school outcast with a fixation on the Food Channel and Court TV is driven insane by tele-marketers as a practical joke. Mysterious and reclusive Eddie (Josh Duhamel) discovers the truth only when it is too late. Kira Reed and Krista Allen co-star as desperate housewives with a taste for danger.
Number 2,500: Intimate Dances made with v. 1.3
Having entered an amateur stripping contest during a weekend layover, an adventurous stewardess (Samantha Phillips) finds the keys to her sensuality when not naked and in the shower. Successful in his career, a lawyer (Daniel Baldwin) has an eye for blondes and a nose for justice. Shannon Tweed knows the way out, but isn't talking.
Number 3,000: Bikini Dances made with v. 1.3
Having entered an amateur stripping contest during a weekend layover, an adventurous stewardess (Tracy Tweed) develops a "stripped-down" approach to send the sales figures through the roof, and clothes out the window. More than he seems, a homeless man (Daniel Baldwin) has the resources to make it happen. Morgan Fairchild mesmerizes in a subplot about greed, lust and arson.
Number 500: Dialing for Cookies made with v. 1.3
When her friends bake up a deadly prank, Brittany (Laura Pepron) is driven insane by tele-marketers for reasons she cannot explain. A beloved teacher fired for his unorthodox methods (Kevin Dillon) helps make this a party-line affair. Courtney Thorn-Smith and Paris Hilton co-star as desperate housewives with a taste for danger.
Number 500: Fools' Cookies made with v. 1.3
Spolied brat Bonnie Amanda (Rachel Bilson) goes back to college on a wing and a prayer. A divorced father who runs a babysitting service, Jonathan (Josh Duhamel) grapples with his fear of commitment and his love of motorcross. Patricia Heaton and Ashlee Simspon co-star as desperate housewives with a taste for danger.
Number 1,000: Fools' Summer made with v. 1.3
Beach-bum and band bassist Bonnie (Tracy Tweed) gives up on a failing modeling career on a wing and a prayer. Junior detective Ricky Swann (Ian Ziering) revisits the memories of a fifth grade crush. Corey Haim and Corey Feldman make a huge comeback as Butch Sundance and the Catnip Kid.
Number 1,500: Dark Desires made with v. 1.3
Fired from his job, a lawyer (Mitch Gaylord) serves as a heroin mule to expose a ring of counterfeiters. The exhibitionist neighbor (Deborah Shelton) loses more than just time while chasing the villians. David Carradine portrays the irreverant "Disco" Dave McQueen.
Number 2,000: Dark Justice made with v. 1.3
High Society maven Vera (Delia Sheppard) wears thigh-high stockings to expose a ring of counterfeiters. Vice detective Ed Stone (Andrew Stevens) joins the drama in a hot-air balloon race. Don Knotts strikes gold as the urban miner, Lucky.
Number 2,500: Dark Cookies made with v. 1.3
Not content to use the normal ingredients, Missy fights for her life to expose a ring of counterfeiters. A forensics expert and amateur gourmet chef (Eddie Cibrian) joins the drama in a hot-air balloon race. Kira Reed and Krista Allen peddle their own cookies around this suburb where nothing is as it seems.
Number 500: Intimate Dances made with v. 1.3
A nursing student putting her way through college (Deborah Shelton) becomes a murder suspect with something to hide and no clothes to help hide it. A deep-pocketed client (Andrew Stevens) overcomes his fears to embrace his desires. Donald Pleasence sizzles as the bartender with something special.
Number 1,000: Bikini Desires made with v. 1.3
A man suffering from impotency (Mitch Gaylord) uses swimsuits in a crazy scheme , shocking the senses of suburban society. A reluctant call-girl (Delia Sheppard) proves to be more than just eye candy. Michael Ironside strikes gold as the urban miner, Lucky.
Number 2,000: Fools' Summer made with v. 1.3
Beach-bum and band bassist Bonnie (Sarah Bellomo) swims in the deep end of teens and trouble in a vain attempt to win back her high school sweetheart. A sensitive hunk with a guitar (Wil Wheaton) runs all over town to find the perfect gift. Can he make it in time? Corey Haim and Corey Feldman drive a convertible around town. Thank goodness their tops never come down.
Number 2,500: Bikini Merit Badges made with v. 1.3
An accident prone father of two adventure prone Bluebirds (Steve Guttenberg) learns to be a man and dress like a woman , shocking the senses of suburban society. A wealthy but distant widow (Kirstie Alley) doesn't need many polka dots for her teeny weeny bikinis. Shannon Tweed is an expert animal tracker in a special cameo.
Number 3,000: Sins and Cookies made with v. 1.3
Not content to use the normal ingredients, Missy (Alyson Hannigan) seeks the bright lights of the big city but somehow it isn't enough. The lascivious next door neighbor (Malcolm Jamal Warner) shows a new use for cotton candy machines. Patricia Heaton and Ashlee Simspon show they know a thing or two about "death by chocolate."