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Fan Appreciation Division
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| Indianapolis Colts |
Ah yes, the NFL. Where teams threaten to move, and often do.
Nothing gets you a better deal than blackmail. Feel the Power!.
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| Cleveland Browns |
| Baltimore Ravens |
| Pittsburgh Steelers |
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The I Love LA Division
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| St. Louis Rams |
They NFL needs some solution to the teams that have jilted Los Angeles
to go elsewhere. I have the answer. Every year one I Love LA intra-division game
will be played in either the Rose Bowl or Coliseum. We could call it the
Al Davis Bowl.
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| Oakland Raiders |
| Houston Franchise |
| Tennessee Titans |
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The Pussy Division
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| Detroit Lions |
No comment.
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| Carolina Panthers |
| Cincinnati Bengals |
| Jacksonville Jaguars |
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Consolation Division
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| New Orleans Saints |
The division that will allow one team every year to say,
"I can't believe we made the playoffs!"
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| Tampa Bay Bucaneers |
| Arizona Cardinals |
| Philadelphia Eagles |
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The Empire State Division
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| New York Jets |
I know, I know. Atlanta is not in the Empire State, or part of any Empire for
that matter. Try telling that to Ted Turner. Besides, the whole damn city is full
of New Yorkers anyway.
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| New York Giants |
| Buffalo Bills |
| Atlanta Falcons |
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How the West Was Won Division
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| Dallas Cowboys |
How's that for national mythology! Pretty good football, too.
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| Washington Redskins |
| Kansas City Chiefs |
| San Francisco 49ers |
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Like it Oughtta Be Division
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| Green Bay Packers |
The formation of this division requires that the Vikings move outside
the dome and play outdoors again.
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| Chicago Bears |
| Denver Broncos |
| Minnesota Vikings |
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The Four Corners of the Earth
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| Seattle Seahawks |
If the NFL can call the Superbowl a "World Chamionship", then
these cities qualify as the corners of the Earth.
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| San Diego Chargers |
| Miami Dolphins |
| New England Patriots |