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What I Will Not Do this May

  • I won't be seeing the Flyers go very far in the playoffs.

    Not only that but any Sixers victories would be bittersweet, because I took John "Shaka" Hesting's wager that the Sixers would last longer in the playoffs than the aforementioned Flyers.

  • I won't see an end to NATO's bumbling in Serbia any time soon.

  • I won't witness the Clinton administration own up to their incompetence in handling intelligence theft within the nuclear weapons program

  • I won't be seeing the Star Wars movie, and I'll try to avoid the hype as much as possible. I don't know what a phantom is, or why they're a menace, and I prefer to keep it that way. At least until I can actually see the damn thing. I'm certainly not waiting in line, though.

  • I won't hear any gun advocates admit that, somehow, other nations manage to keep tyranny at bay without allowing their citizens access to semi- automatic weapons.

  • I won't buy a book at Amazon.com, or auction anything off at e-Bay. Nor will anyone convince me I should be infatuated with companies that have never made a profit and show no signs of doing so anytime soon.

  • I won't see the US stock market bubble burst. Yet.

  • I won't let a whole month go by without updating the page.


Last Updated:4 May 1999
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