Move Over, Cole Porter

Rather than lambast the Spice Girls personally, I'll let their own lyrics do it for me.

So, tell me what you want
What you really really want

I'll tell you what I want
What I really really want

I want a huh
I want a huh
I want a huh
I want a huh

I want a really really really
Really zig-a-zig aahhhhh

I admit there are other songs with lyrics just as silly, but they usually have some aspect that is not as poor. Like the catchy melody in "Louie Louie".

But this isn't about making fun of bad songs. It is about poking fun at the Spice Girls. And I just did that.

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Last Updated: 17 March 1997
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