There's nothing like good seafood, and nothing as bad as ethnic sterotypes. Here's a healthy dose of both.

I made some World Cup predictions. Not bad until the quarterfinal results.

Fun Quiz:Secrets revealed just how some of the scoring works on those damn things.

I think Lucky Charms could use some improvement. The funny thing is, I'm not the only one.

Hand waving arguments in favor of mass transit.

Getting ready to move, I put my resumé on line.

Another Season of Monday Night Football started with a brief tirade.

Last Updated: 7 March 1999

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