I live in South Saint Paul, Minnesota with my wife Kate.  She is a supervisor with Dakota County in the Human Services area.

We have two daughters, Betsy  and Abby.. .  Betsy, the eldest works as a LAN manager and she is married to Nate.  They have a house in South Minneapolis.  Abby, the youngest, lives in an apartment in Minneapolis, very close to where Betsy and Nate live. She is a Test Engineer (computer geek).
Here is a bit of doggerel inspired by Abby, another inspired by Betsy and her former job at the help desk .

I teach at the University of St. Thomas  in Saint Paul, Minnesota.
  I am a professor in the Marketing Department.  I teach several undergraduate marketing courses and graduate course in Real Estate and Communications.

I have been traveling to Russia, Ukraine and Poland for the past several years.  I have taught seminars in Siberia on western business practices and on real estate marketing.  I have also spent some time in Moscow, L'viv and Warsaw.  I have a rudimentary vocabulary in Russian, just barely enough to stave off starvation.