This page is dedicated to some things you can say and do, just to avoid being nice and
politically correct. All these examples were taken from
by Charles Sherwood Dane
A Stonesong Press Book
St. Martins Press New York
Retail Price : $5.99 U.S./$6.99 Canada
I would highly suggest picking this up. For I have only listed 22 of own favorites, so
there are 490 more that you can choose from.
MY PERSONAL FAVORITE
131
Remind people who lose their job
that they probably should have worked harder.
Here are my other favorites (the numbers correspond to the number in the book).
11
Let everyone know how hard you
work.
24
Give little kids clothes for
their birthdays.
32
Add insult to injury.
55
Tailgate the elderly.
81
Always be right.
83
If there is gonna be a fight,
make sure you start it.
89
Assume everbody agrees with you,
but keep trying to convince them.
101
Argue with everybody.
122
When giving directions, leave
out a turn or two.
137
Ask her if the diamond ring is
real.
143
Answer a question with a
question.
171
Don't do anything until you have
been asked twice.
174
Say "like" at the end
of sentences, like.
209
Bribe kids: they are easy.
248
Let your blind date know she
isn't up to what you were told.
249
Make the same mistake twice.
309
Tell little children the truth
about Santa Claus.
326
Leave the alarm on when he
doesn't have to get up.
382
Lick the knife before putting it
back in the strawberry jam.
434
Be known for
sesquipedalianism.(I don't know)
439
Develop the skill of cutting
people down to size.
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