Here is a joke that I received from a friend via the Net...
I hope you like it as much as I did. :)
A resort in Wisconsin was a popular location in the fall for bird hunters. The resort was well equipped for providing this service, even including trained bird dogs. One of the retrievers was extremely popular. Almost every group of hunters would ask for old "Programmer." He never failed to bring back a downed bird. However, one fall, some of the regular customers arrived for the hunt, and, of course, asked if they could use "Programmer." "Sorry, boys," the resort owner replied, "he just ain't no good no more." "Oh no," the hunters moaned, "what happened?" "At the end of the season last year," he replied, "a group took Programmer out with them, and made the mistake of calling him "Program Manager." Now all he does is sit on his butt and bark."
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