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You Are Six Degrees From Kevin Bacon

My sister's friend, Fredy, knows John Landis's brother. John Landis directed Animal House. Kevin Bacon had a bit part in Animal House. So - John Landis is one degree from Kevin Bacon. His brother is two. Fredy is three degrees from Kevin Bacon. My sister is four. I am five, and - if you know me - you are six degrees from Kevin Bacon.

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Strange Things People Left In My Shed

Like I told the adorable four-year-old
Crayons Melt Ya' Know

The Back 4, Sunday Morning July 13, 2003

The Back 4 In Winter, Friday Morning February 20, 2004

Dan's Shiny Red Tractor, November 9, 2003

How To Tell When a Car Is Not Worth Fixing (updated 26-Nov-04)

My Opinion of Match dot Com

The Anatomy of "The Clapper"

Duck Pong is Here!

Dan's Double Detector Crystal Radio Invention

revava - Atmel AVR Disassembler

Tower Envy

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This is my dad's tower by their house.
Not much to give perspective, but I think it's a cool picture.
(Trust me, it's big).

All I want to do now is find where I parked my spaceship and go home. (A thought I had during a bad day of dealing with earthlings)

I remember waiting for the school bus to first grade and realizing it would be 12 years before I got my freedom back. Goes to show you how little a first grader knows about life huh. After 12 years of school there's another 4 (took me 5) if you go to college, then you just have to work forever. I suppose it's good that I was so naive as a first grader. If I'd have realized it was actually 60 years before I got my freedom back I'd have probably thrown myself in front of the school bus.
(Plucked from an email I wrote to Heather)

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