What were they thinking?
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It's amazing what designers can do to
disguise even the most hideous deformity...
- I don't see how this designer stays in business. I
mean, Dolly Parton can't get married that often
- The theme of this wedding is "Gypsies, Tramps, and
Thieves"
- Another theme wedding, this time "Chitty-Chitty
Bang-Bang"
- Yet another: "As God is my witness, I shall
never get married again!"
- You have to feel sorry for this bride. I mean, how
could she say no when granny had gone to all that trouble?
- Attack of the Granny Squares II
- The height of this dress is adjusted with a string
in back...
- Ack!
- Don't even think about this one if you aren't
Doris Day
- "Ladies and gentlemen, presenting Cloris Leachman
as Phyllis!"
- That walk down the aisle is going to take a long,
long time...
- Stainproof dress for those rowdy "kegger" receptions
- Nobody here can figure out why, but those gloves
and sleeves are actually attached like that...
- Show Grandma you care. Wear her antique tablecloth as
a veil or as an impromptu train...
- And another theme wedding: Wedding-A-Go-Go!
- Bows, bows, BOWS!
- The designer apparently ran out of fabric...
- They'e going to have to carry her down
the aisle...
- More theme weddings: Melrose Place...
- Madame Butterfly...
- Did you see the movie "Twister"?
- Tippi Hedron's Wedding Dress...
- Bride of the Mummy...
- Kung Fu Wedding...
- Charo's Hoochie-Coochie Wedding...
- You just know there's a tent somewhere nearby...
- Why you should think twice about using a helicopter
instead of a limo...
- Gosh, what can't you do with duct tape?...
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