"Dear Wedding Lady,
My butt isn't big enough. How can I call attention to it?"
"Right this way, Mrs. Kennedy."
This design won an award for "the most creative use of pillows"...
This started as butt plumage, but it sort of grew upwards...
Not just a train--
Supertrain!
Run! Run! It landed on your butt!
There are fins just like that on a '62 Buick...
If you can't get your hips slimmed down for the wedding, your dress designer can help!
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