Newsgroups: rec.humor.funny.reruns
From: stumpf@gtenmc.gtetele.com (Jon S. Stumpf)
Subject: Ode to C
Date: Wed, 28 Feb 2001 7:20:01 PST



                                 0x0d2C

May your signals all trap
    May your references be bounded
All memory aligned
    Floats to ints rounded

Remember ...

Non-zero is true
    ++ adds one
Arrays start with zero
    and, NULL is for none

For octal, use zero
    0x means hex
= will set
    == means test

use -> for a pointer
    a dot if its not
? : is confusing
    use them a lot

a.out is your program
	there's no U in foobar
and, char (*(*x())[])() is
	a function returning a pointer
	to an array of pointers to
	functions returning char

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