You can take your babydoll and $%#@ it!

Dear Clothing Designers;
What were you thinking? The babydoll style top looks cute on a sum total of 2 types of people on the entire planet - anyone under the age of 4 and anyone within 4 months of their due date. I spent the entire morning trying to figure out if I was in the maternity section of the department store or not. Baby doll dresses, jackets, sweaters, t-shirts & turtlenecks! Shame on you. Are you all out there having a good laugh? And while we are at it, when did I slip off the end of the size chart? I understand that the average size of women has been going up but I am now forced in to the juniors department to find a skirt in my size! As I am not interested in showing off my butt crack, belly button or bra straps, I don't find this really an acceptable alternative.
Sincerely;
Grumpy